irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via ivyoneill)

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs, via ivyoneill)

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via ivyoneill)

zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

(Source: pekoyarna, via someone-stop-me-soon)