bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

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me:tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
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unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

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@13 hours ago with 23717 notes

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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@13 hours ago with 303484 notes

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

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canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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fortheloveofmegan:

I would like to go to the Grotta Palazzese in Puglia, Italy. “Tucked inside a limestone cavern, this summer-only spot (open May through October) has hosted elegant dinners since the 18th century, when Italian nobility held banquets in the space.” - Conde` Nast Traveler

fortheloveofmegan:

I would like to go to the Grotta Palazzese in Puglia, Italy.
“Tucked inside a limestone cavern, this summer-only spot (open May through October) has hosted elegant dinners since the 18th century, when Italian nobility held banquets in the space.” - Conde` Nast Traveler

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

image

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